listen here girlie. its not my fault if your boyfriend is disgusting. maybe your should feed him like a good girlfriend would do. ben adams shops at the big and tall. he eats lots of burgers, chicken nuggets, french fries, tacos, burritos, enchiladas, cake, cookies, cupcakes... he's perfect. wayne? not so much. hes skinny and ugly. ew muscles. who even likes those? same with the rest of those 'jocks'. ew. ew.
and dont ever tell me you ate his lasagne again. i will hunt you down, twin. you can take that straight to the bank. people who live in glass houses shouldn't call the kettle black. GOT IT?
love ethel.

listen here girlie. i asked for your eraser once and you said no. then i asked for it again. and you said yes. but then you said no. this angers me. you can't toy with a person like that. its mean. and an angry ethel is not a happy ethel. unless you bake me cookies. then i might be happy again.
ive decided i don't like you. at all. and tomorrow i am going to the dollar store. i am going to buy as many strawberry erasers as i can find. and i am going to keep them all for myself. i am also going to buy old bananas and throw them at your house because i dont like you. or bananas.
and by the way? team sabrina all the way.
love ethel.

hello. i don't want to be here. i don't like typing. it uses up time when i could be eating. i love eating.
i dont know who told the teachers i wasnt on here yet. but i have a few guesses:
alexander kurtzman, cause i stole your lunch. well sorry that your mom makes you nutella sandwiches. i go nuts for nutella. just give it to me next time.
mari drabek, cause i yelled at you for not giving me a cupcake. so i didnt have any money. im a high school kid. we dont have money. just give me one next time.
julie stern, cause i wanted your eraser. if it's shaped like a strawberry and smells like a strawberry... it's a strawberry. just give it to me next time.
wayne mcconville, cause you think you're hotter than i am. bigger IS better. deal with it. also? i heard your mom is a good cook and you never invite me over. just invite me next time.
sheila macgregor, cause i heard you saying i shouldnt wear tank tops. something about bread baking around twine? mmm baking... and if you can wear one, so can i. just give me your lunch next time.
that's all! snack time now!

god speed you straight to the buffet.

em-t